Kid Rock I have a platonic boner for you boy!

I watched this two hour long thing today called Motorcycle Maniac 3. I think that's what it was called. Anyway, it was all about that Jesse James bafoon. I fully admit that I am more curious about that hunky badboy since all the shit about him came out, which why would you marry a dude who had already been married to a porn star. Sandra Bullock must be a freaky-deaky, a fuckin freak on a leash. Anyway that dude is a ponce. Howevz, a big part of this movie was Jesse james and bob(you prob know him as "Kid Rock") going on a vision quest on Choppers through Mexico. I love kid rock A LOT. At one point KR & JJ are sitting in front of some hut, KR is playing a guitar and singing a country song about being a "loon" while JJ, who is wearing blazing white socks pulled half way to his knees, is feeding a dog peanut M&Ms. Sounds like a weird dream right? I know it sounds insane clown but I know if KR and I knew eachother we would be very good friends. He has such a nice face. I want to hang out on the curb by 7-11 with him at 1am on a summer night. I want to watch shit on YouTube with him. I want to tease him about the sex tape he made while hanging out with that Creed guy and then promise I'll never make fun of it again but I just couldn't help myself. And we would drive around detriot singing that ill duet w me as Sheryl crow.