Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Deaw Gawd, I beweeve in u, yow magic is weeeaow.

This is the new cast for Celebrity Rehab 3!!!!!!!! Is that Mandy Moore? DUDES! I can't even believe how deeply amazing this show is, and I CANNOT believe I am lucky enough to be alive to watch it. It is as if god himself is sending me this show directly via a glittery lightning bolt while winking and saying, "This one's for you kid. You deserve it."

The show will follow Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen) Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood), and Tom Sizemore.

Tom Sizemore and Heidi Fleiss--the woman who turned him onto meth in the first place in rehab TOGETHER and it will be on FILM (or tape)????? I hear angels singing, I see baby trolls with pastel-colored hair tumbling on piles of stardust, I smell a thousand cupcakes freshly baked by Betty White in a mushroom shaped cottage in a Keeblerian village as frogs in tiny jeans and suspenders ride by on miniture bicycles with baskets of flowers on them, whistling "Man in the Box" and waving a cheerful hello to everyone in the neighborhood.
DO U GET IT????? I AM STOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xinfinity*

*Speaking of infinity, I hate summer and the heat but I LOVE seeing people's crappy tattoos now that everybody has to walk around in unflattering spagetti strap tank tops and crocs and shit, and yesterday ALONE I spied not one but TWO infinity symbol tattoos on yuppie-esque women. Mazel tov!

1 comment:

  1. OH MY FUCKING GOD remember when that e.t. twin lisa got wasted on top model and said that shrub was her best friend. what a larf.