I am avoiding leaving for work

Guess what I did on saturday? Saw Bone Thugs N Harmony. There were several elements that made the night one to remember.

Number one:
Yes, this is a WINDBREAKER!!!!! Who wears those??? I guess me and people who still listen to Earth Crisis? whateveritrules.
Number two:
They played all of their hits back-to-back and then spent the rest of the time asking the audience to scream really loud, which was boring and a lot of people left cos they had already gotten their bro-on w/ their frat brothers and old friends from before they became low-level Dilberts who golf with father-in-laws and shit to Crossroads and some easy-breezy weed ballads. The real shit was at the end when they asked all the ladies on stage. Could they not see who the fuck was at this shit? It was a bunch of B-team jocks, some mexicans, me, and a bunch of BBWs who look like they work at Rainbow and go to the kind of school that requires clear backpacks. The chicks that went up there were all a minimum of a deuce. And were all juking and acting CRAZED. It was fucking hilarious. I was DYING. All the Thugs (AND Harmony) were mortified. Where did they think they WERE??? Its the midwest, and they should fucking know, being from Cleveland--one of the only places with uglier people than here! Don't ask the chicks on stage in Chicago dude, unless you are into muffin-top chicks who chirp on the bus and file their nails in public. DON'T DO IT! I KNOW YOU WANT ME SO BAD ITS LIKE ACID IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT NOT THIS TIME JOHNNY. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT LIFE!