TH: Most exclusive, high end designs you can buy as a mere mortal

I don't know what in the hell made me think of this but I just remembered when my friend Marie went on a job interview at KMart a few years ago. The bulldyke interviewing her was talking about the jeans they carry at KMart and goes, "Heh, the jeans we have here are great, I mean they fit better than my Tommy Hilfigers!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL x infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!