Tuesday, January 26, 2010
I don't think I know how to blog anymore
Look at these fuckers, aren't they hilarious?
This type of landscaping is old hat for Chicago, and I grew up here so I should be used to it, but I swear, I'm not.
Is this the equivalent to one of those cones they put around dog's heads when they get stitches?
To complete the most unorganized blog entry in the world, here are some looks I am jealous of
Balmain. Yes, the jacket borders on Bam Margera. Yes, it could be embarrassing. But to be human is to be permanently embarrassing, so WHATEVER dude.
OMG, I know why I wanted to write! GOD! I don't know if anyone watches Teen Mom, but ok. I am obsessed with the couple who gave up their baby for adoption. WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN! What about how the girl's mother (who is an insane clown) MARRIED the boy's dad, "Butch", also a major insane clown. Butch looks like a caricature of a white trash tweaker, but he's a real guy who is actually like that. He has a mullet that grazes the top of his bone-y buttcheeks, a handlebar moustache, jail neck tatt that is GRIZZLED, and weighs about 14 pounds. ANYWAY. The teen couple (who I am charmed by, I'm sorry, the kid is the most earnest, sweet mini-wigg. They are both CONSTANTLY talking about their feelings in such an open, mature way, its kind of crazy--I'm being serious). SO. On the season finale he proposed to her and I burst into tears, and the reason I did was because he did it at a "fancy" restaurant (sad), and when the camera pulled away immediately after the proposal, you could see that he had ordered a burger and french fries and it looked like it was from Denny's. Isn't that sad? I'm not kidding, it like really made me sad in this very specific way that I don't think I can actually describe. Do you know what I mean?
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