Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"Thank You"

Why do I not own this thing??? (The skull, not MJ's dad. Owning him would be so annoying!) Look at how he is holding his hand so that he can stick his fingers in there! Stop it! STEP AWAY FROM THE SNACK JOE!

What else do I have today...oh yeah, another creepy hands picture

Look at Nicole's hand on dude's knee. Really feeling the passion. How come no one ever talks about when Nicole was a chunker with scragly ass lavender highlights and wore pleated mini skirts and shit? Oh and also was doing heroin? Its as if it never happened, and thats cool, I mean I don't want to go back to the time in my own life when I had short hair and wore dudes skate shoes, but I know it happened. I admit it.

As you all know I hate being a name dropper, but to everyone who didn't believe that I'm Sam Ronson's new BFF here is the pic to prove it

I love this dress

KO needs to lay this hairdo to rest though. Its gross. I think she should go for an unkempt version of Cher's hair. Long, thick, parted in the middle...wouldn't that look great? God I sound like Isaac Mizrahi or something. Whatever! Gay dudes are always right!

Could I be MORE excited for this bullshit!!!: (When she mouths "thank you" to him I seriously die inside, this movie is going to be the best thing on earth...we are really supposed to believe that Natalie Portman has kids??? SURE! Super stoked for yet another movie featuring a bunch of famous twats who have zero chemistry and thus ruin what could be a good movie)

1 comment:

  1. i loved nicole when she was fat and a total bitch. what about when she kissed that teenager and then told him he smelled like onions.