HELP HELP HELP!

Please look at my new blog for my store Angel Dust: http://angeldustchicago.blogspot.com/

I started this campaign on a website called Indie Go-Go (I know, woof) to get the last things I need to open. If you can help, even if it's five bucks, I would be so stoked. PLEASE!

http://www.indiegogo.com/angeldust?a=496117

Vid about my store

http://vimeo.com/31153525

My laugh is insane. There is also a part in this vid that I am wearing a humongous sweatshirt and it's total Heidi Fleiss vibe.

WHITE LIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF INFINITY: Chaingangtatted Williams (Fear Brings Pain)

While deep trolling FB and laughing at people's vanity photos my bf and I found a severe treasure: Nasean ChainGangTatted Williams. 

Thankfully S added him as a friend immediately so we could get wall posts like this:

ladies ima be 100 wit ya. let me take da time to sayy YA NEED TO STOP FUCCIN BITCHIN OVER KIDDIE SHIT. YA BITCHES NEED TO ACT MATURE AND U'S NEED TO TRUST UR NICCA. BITCH U THINK US NICCAZ LIKE GETTIN BITCHED AT OVER SOME DING DONG SHIT. FOH WIT DAT ED LOVER SHIT TF?

witch house summer

I've not blogged hardly all summer, too busy having yard sales to pay for my stay at the Chateau Marmont, trash picking the Mohave, dumpster diving north shore mansions, doing community service, stiffly dancing at a black club called "Sensations" (the kind of place that has a banner instead of a sign) in Nashville, looting the burned down house of an alleged pedophile in the middle of Indiana, putting fresh flowers on James Dean's grave, unexpectedly seeing a Metallica cover band in a roadhouse shanty--after visiting about a hundred turtles from the Galapagos Islands and Madagascar who happen to live in an entire wing of my friend's dad's mansion--the mansion also was completely Eyes Wide Shut style-- and waking up at 5am most days to serve coffee and beer to a handful of cranky men who pretend not to be rich, WHILE trying to open a store. The store is in Pilsen on 18th St, it's called Angel Dust, it will open in a few weeks. If you are looking for a place to buy a shredded tire from the middle of Twentynine Palms, California or a hand-studded leather jacket with a Judas Priest backpatch I got you covered.

OR any item this guy is wearing (seriously I have some Vision pants AND varsity jackets):

Girls to the Front

Dear Boys,

There are so many things I love about you, such as when you give me your old Powell/Peralta tshirts, or get ice for me at my job and bring me painkillers when I hurt my back, or help me jump my weird car. I like it that you have electronics that I can borrow, or if I somehow get my own--usually from an awesome boy-- you can fix for me. What I despise about you though is that you shove in front of me toward the end of a show, during my favorite song, and jock around with your wretched friend who, SOMEHOW, has worse hair than you. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE??? Why aren't you out at a beer garden with the other people who work at Enterprise Rental Car?

From,

Me

My future self came back in time and decided to take a tight spin on the Diversey bus. Who wouldn't? .

Thanks Charlie!

Living in America

The other day at work (who knows the fuck why) we were talking about Marilyn Monroe's height. Someone said they thought she was like 6 feet tall, and I, of course, was like, what the fuck are you talking about, she was totally not tall AND Carmelo goes, "Yeah, she prolly wore those, those, uh push-up clogs." I said, "What, high heels?" (Laughter) "Yeah." PUSH UP CLOGS. Where do you even come up with that?????  Awesome.

THEN Vinny made me nearly wizard my pants when he complimented a customer's Rolex*. He did it with a totally straight face. I was standing next to him and had to roll my eyes over like one of those cat clocks to peep this timepiece...it sincerely took every molecule of my being not to howl with laughter, seeing as it was a WOMAN'S Rolex on a man!!!!!! And it was the most gaudy gold shitter on earth, there were practically lazers shooting off it it was so gold and shiny. After he walked away Vinny kept saying, between hysterical laughter, "That was a woman's Rolex. IT HAD THE THIN BAND! It had the thin band."

*We discuss and make fun of Rolex constantly and have for more than a year. We also mercilessly make fun of Chase Sapphire credit cards and when any person pays with one we hand them their card back and say, "And here is your Chase Sapphire card back". Vinny was the one to start doing that. It nearly killed me.